with every passing second comes a second chance

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me